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Welcome to the Shitshow - Funny, Rude, Sweary Candle

$29.99

Funny, light hearted (sometimes rude) candles make a perfect personalized gift for any occasion. They laughingly convey the ideal message and are a great way to say what your thinking without saying a word ;) Be sure to check out our whole section of funny, rude and naughty candles right...

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Funny, light hearted (sometimes rude) candles make a perfect personalized gift for any occasion. They laughingly convey the ideal message and are a great way to say what your thinking without saying a word ;) Be sure to check out our whole section of funny, rude and naughty candles right here brought to you by "Naughty Wickers" (that little known family member that nobody talks about). Cotton Wick, 7.5 oz net wt., Coconut Soy wax Great scents to choose from. Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries Fresh Linen: Linen Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk Peppermint: Peppermint Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit Pine: Pine & Birch Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream Unscented Burn times: 7.5 oz | 40 to 50 hours

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